Excitement From A Quote About Charity

What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. I’m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for ten minu­tes! And now, in the spi­rit of the sea­son: start shop­ping. And for eve­ry dol­lar of Krusty mer­chan­di­se you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal pur­po­ses, sick kids may inclu­de hoo­k­ers with a cold. The Inter­net King? I won­der if he could provi­de faster nudi­ty… Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the wel­fa­re offi­ce? I’m kid­ding, I’m kid­ding. I work, I work.