Help Charities Without Leaving Home

I’ve done eve­ryt­hing the Bib­le says — even the stuff that con­tra­di­cts the other stuff! Our dif­fe­ren­ces are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. And now, in the spi­rit of the sea­son: start shop­ping. And for eve­ry dol­lar of Krusty mer­chan­di­se you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal pur­po­ses, sick kids may inclu­de hoo­k­ers with a cold. And here I am using my own lungs like a suck­er. What good is money if it can’t inspi­re ter­ror in your fel­low man? Homer no fun­ction beer well wit­hout.